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Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The
blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”


A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You're finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the
blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. «Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari.”








lammyy


Member Since: 2008-06-24 06:51:39
Active playing time: 389 Days, 23 Hours, 54 Minutes
Member Number: 0000006321
Character Experience: 15,551,294
Character Level: 62
Highest Skill: Woodcutting Level 75
Nationality: Erfdarian
Guild: Valhalla
Guild Position: Grandmaster of Hardwood

lammyy
Ranked #13 at Woodcutting


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siska was here, nice page:P





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Greyscale puts yet another curse on you.



just stoped by to say sup lol 



Hi lammyy :hugs: