Movoda Manual : Discordia

ALL HAIL DISCORDIA happily stalking cherish since 2009
The Goddess of Chaos

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There are no rules anywhere.
The Goddess Prevails.
Hail Discordia !!

It is called the Sacred Chao. I appoint you Keepers of It. Therein you will find anything you like. Speak of Me as Discord, to show contrast to the pentagon. Tell constricted mankind that there are no rules, unless they choose to invent rules. Keep close the words of Syadasti: 'TIS AN ILL WIND THAT BLOWS NO MINDS. And remember that there is no tyranny in the State of Confusion. For further information, consult your pineal gland.

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Suffice it to say that Discordia is not hateful or malicious. But She is mischievous, and does get a little bitchy at times.

THE MYTH OF THE APPLE OF DISCORD
It seems that Zeus was preparing a wedding banquet for Peleus and Thetis and did not want to invite Eris because of Her reputation as a trouble maker.*

This made Eris angry, and so She fashioned an apple of pure gold** and inscribed upon it KALLISTI («To The Prettiest One» and on the day of the fete She rolled it into the banquet hall and then left to be alone and joyously partake of a hot dog.

Now, three of the invited goddesses,*** Athena, Hera, and Aphrodite, each immediately claimed it to belong to herself because of the inscription. And they started fighting, and they started throwing punch all over the place and everything.

Finally Zeus calmed things down and declared that an arbitrator must be selected, which was a reasonable suggestion, and all agreed. He sent them to a shepherd of Troy, whose name was Paris because his mother had had a lot of gaul and had married a Frenchman; but each of the sneaky goddesses tried to outwit the others by going early and offering a bribe to Paris.

Athena offered him Heroic War Victories, Hera offered him Great Wealth, and Aphrodite offered him the Most Beautiful Woman on Earth. Being a healthy young Trojan lad, Paris promptly accepted Aphrodite's bribe and she got the apple and he got screwed.
As she had promised, she maneuvered earthly happenings so that Paris could have Helen (the Helen) then living with her husband Menelaus, King of Sparta. Anyway, everyone knows that the Trojan War followed when Sparta demanded their Queen back and that the Trojan War is said to be The First War among men.

And so we suffer because of the Original Snub. And so a Discordian is to partake of No Hot Dog Buns

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Jck 2003 was here *hugs* Great page :)

Zaknafein Has dropped by too say Hi

I come from the dark,
and, i come from the night,
I come as your savior and as your
Knight. I come too fight, for that in which i believe is most right,
I write the words that we think,
i say them, without a blink.
While everyone's lives flush down the drain,
i manage too barely keep sane,
i know i am not right in my brain,
and, i do not deny that,
for i know,
i am a screw ball,
thats why i walk down the long hall,
hall of redemption,
compelled,
compelled by you.
Discordia.
The New Goddess,
Of my Dark Hell.

Now look at the photo's of our queen,
the one that is not ever beaten,
she is the angel of hell,
and the Hells angel she is,
she comes and rebels,
she comes and calms the earth,
giving birth,
birth too her children,
children of the dun,
at 6 clicks past noon,
they unleash their hell,
and,
everyone bows,
or is forced too,
she is the old, and the new,
she is the true,
the true Goddess of hell

Zak, break it down now! :P
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