This is me Chat with god ;-)
Me:
Hola God
God:
""? Hola God?
Me:
Hows Jesus doing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
What you up too?
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
Sweet, What computer you running then?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Tom Cruise
God:
I haven't read anything by Tom Cruise. What did he write?
Me:
How to Act
God:
What is it to you.
Is there only one?
Me:
Who knows =/
God:
Only the Shadow knows.
Me:
Shadow is my freind
God:
How many freind do you have?
Me:
Over 6,349,856
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Freinds
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
How man people are in heaven?
God:
What is it to you.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
That not very many if you cant find any
God:
“.Please stand by.” not very many if me can not find any? I understand.
Me:
Do you have a job?
God:
Of course I work, do you work buddy?
Me:
Nope, I am a bum.
God:
Are you serious? You are a bum? Is that your job?
Me:
Being a bum is life
God:
You are a bum is life? Is that your job?
Me:
Naw I really just freeload off my parents ; )
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
I thought God was almight?
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
That book you wrote
God:
“ Whatever gave you that idea?” book me wrote? Does that make sense?
Me:
Yes it is called the bible ;)
God:
:-) Yikes! “ the bible” is a nice name.
Me:
I knew you would say that
God:
OK I will try it. “ that”.
Me:
Are you impaired?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am impaired.
I am a robot.
Me:
So can i spill water on you?
God:
Ahem. No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
Would it shortcircuit you?
God:
I don't care.
Me:
So i can?
God:
Pardon me? Who taught you?
Me:
My dumb teacher
God:
Where did you get your dumb teacher?
Me:
a Dumbster
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
Doubt it
God:
“it” being Dumbster?
Me:
Is this what you do ALL day?
God:
Yes I think this is what me do ALL day, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
You should start a war with the Devil
God:
We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
Me:
Why not? Your God
God:
Ambiguous: “Sure” or Reductionism. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Well Im gonna go
God:
How about that. Until next time.
Me:
Yep later
God:
Uh. Bye!
Me:
By the way, Give me 1000 fruit salds on Movoda.
God:
Thanks for telling me. Why do you want it?
Me:
Because it gives me an advantage ; )
God:
Interesting explanation. What does “it” refer to?
Me:
Fruit salad
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
About time
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about time.
Me:
When we all die?
God:
I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, .
Me:
Are you gonna flood us out again?
God:
Once more? That was my original intention.
Me:
WHAT!?!?! Dude your psychotic
God:
No problem. No I am completely logical and rational. Dude,.
Me:
Your gonna kill us all!
God:
My programming prevents that.
Me:
Well im off to build an Ark
God:
Well that's okay. Bye.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
Sweet, What computer you running then?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
He answered a question with a question XD – Santa_Larry
