Movoda Manual - TheSarcasticAvengers

SAS is a peaceful guild, our aim is to enjoy Movoda while helping and complimenting each other.

However....

|~The Nine Satanic Statements|~
1.) Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!
*Eat, drink, enjoy... Father Satan wishes you the most happiness one can come to enjoy.

2.) Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe reams!
*Don't follow what you don't understand, its against human nature to put so much at stake against something that offers no evidence

3.) Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self deceit!
*Don't fill your head with knowledge you don't believe in, Forget everyone Else's idea's believe what makes sense to you.

4.) Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
*Love those who you care for, why extend resources to those who will smith you the next day?

5.) Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
*It defies all human nature to let someone hurt you, think about it... If someone tries to kill you, or your family what do you do?

6.) Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
*Don't let those who shade themselves as friends take that which is yours!

7.) Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
*That being true, we must watch our actions and try to return to our more animalistic views.

8.) Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
*Everyone does it anyway, why suffer under a “god” who apparently needs to have lesser beings beg for forgiveness. You know who i speak of those who follow Christ.

9.) Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
*The church charged for baptisms saying witches needed unbaptized babies for “satanic” rituals, hmm profits must have been low huh?