Movoda Manual - babies

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.