In the bleak days of nineteen-eighty-three, as England languished in the doldrums of a ruinous monetarist policy, the good and loyal men of the Permanent Assurance Company-- a once-proud family firm, recently fallen in hard times-- strained under the yoke of their oppressive new corporate management.
Pushed beyond the bounds of decent and reasonable victimization, the aged retainers take their destiny in their own hands and-- Mutiny!
And so, the Crimson Permanent Assurance was launched upon the high seas of international finance.
And now for something completely different...
The team of xcalibur (above) would like to express their condolences to your family and friends for taking you away from their humdrum lives. Oh wait, sorry we have to recruit you first. Hang on a tick, just have to get these pages in order...There we go.
Right.
Welcome to xcalibur! Movoda's supreme war guild.
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We're waiting. *Tapping feet*
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And here are
www.pythonline.com our recruitment posters, nice aren't they.
Now we've got that out of the way, what say you friend?
xcalibur is looking for players who want to have fun and have an affiliation with Monty Python and Pythonesque behavior.
We also have our own cards!! (Stolen is such a harsh word)
Please ignore the internet address at the bottom of the card, it's just blatant advertising from our printer. (soon to be ex-printer, you had your chance Harold)
Here's some words from our satisfied customers:
I saw your add in the “Bolour” Supplement.
Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke you vacuous, toffy-nosed, malodorous pervert
The man's sign is incorrect.
Tell me, have you in fact got any cheese here at all
So, what are you waiting for message Discordia now and find out for yourself how much we've lied in this ad.
I am pleased!! You have done this whole ad without using the word...
We are please with it.
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