Movodian Monologue June 21, 2008
Hello! Our second newspaper! That means this lasted longer than I expected! Honestly....I thought I would get negative feedback from the community but look at this, about 25 or more people! I ain't counting....not even sure if that's right.....tell a wild guess. (Honestly I don't know if that's how many....) But now, onto the news!
Music Video of the day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-58-36lSqG4
I simply love their guitarist! Tom Morrello everyone!
Joke of the day! Submitted by da_nana! Thank you!
These 16 were taken off actual police car videos around the country: [these are some mighty 'quick witted' cops!]
16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.'
15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.'
14. 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.'
13. 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.'
12. 'Can you run faster than 1200 ft/second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.'
11. 'You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?'
10. 'Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?'
9. 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.'
8. 'The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'
7. 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.'
6. 'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.
5. 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.'
4. 'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?'
3. 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.'
2. 'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours.. It's good to know someone who can post your bail.'
1. 'You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't........... Sign here.
Quite long huh?
Now for some world news! Submitted by.....you'll find out!
If you reel in a small sub instead of a rainbow trout from the Sacramento River this summer, don't call Homeland Security.
It belongs to a team of researchers from the University of California at Berkeley trying to learn more about the river currents in the delta.
The researchers are working with propelled 4-foot-long submarines and floating drifters equipped with GPS-receivers for positioning, GSM-modules for communication, and sensors inside for recording temperature, salinity, and currents
The Sacramento River is already monitored by 50 permanent water stations in about 1,000 miles of water channels, but that collection of data is not designed to handle emergency situations, according to the researchers. The subs are prepared to monitor any kind of situation, so that action can be taken imediately.
Written by: swordman
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Super Serious Contest Voting
By: Poison_Apple
As you know ther was the contest for the Most Popular Winner, Funniest, Biggest Noob, and Biggest Cry Baby was a few days ago ....
Winners:
Most Popular was: Babsy with 21 votes
Funniest was: Pepp Prince with 5 votes
Biggest noob was:
Kovo 89? with 11 votes
Biggest Crybaby was: Stainmaster with 7 votes
Go message them with a congrats or something, but don be mean.... =_=
Quiz Time!
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You've certainly noticed that this newspaper was incredibly long. Guess what! I only wrote 2% of it really! Thanks for you submitters out there!
Anything YOU want in the paper, send it up! It's your news, not mine! ANYTHING!
Hope you have a comment, concern, or question! Because I didn't do this to have you people not have an opinion! I am always eager to talk with you guys, cause your the best!
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